Yesterday, baby Jesus stole the show during the last performance of the Christmas Story at the Church of the Holy Trinity.
Any mother can't watch the Christmas Story (2014: in its 77th edition) without wondering how stressful it must be to handle one's baby during a live performance. What if baby Jesus starts to bawl when offered myrrh by one of the Wise Men?
Well, when it happened yesterday, a "servant" appeared and quietly traded the cute baby for a doll. Problem solved. No baby was harmed during the performance. (Jesus was back, all smiles, in the following scene. A real pro.)